Yesterday we picked out first little crop of Vidal Blanc grapes for wine. We hauled everything out through the orchard into the teensy vineyard (10 vines to pick), set up the harvest table, (made from old recycled barn timbers) and numerous vessels. Gathered the troops and began. This is our first pick of these grapes so no-one knew what we were going to get. I was thinking if every grape is a milli-sip then I probably would only have one bottle of wine in there. I was the only one allowed to cut the bunches because I am mean like that, so in I went with my clean garage sale enamel basin and my sharp snippers and was pleasantly surprised.
I have picked grapes before. But never in an organic micro vineyard and (sorry Mandy) There were creepy crawlies. Spiders! Many different kinds of spiders and their webs. And Earwigs. I hate earwigs, ever since my mother told me that if I did not make my bed every morning the earwigs would slither IN! Slither is a horrible word for a little kid. In where? Where will they slither? EARwigs! Will they slither into my EARS!? Absolute open mouthed horror. I still rapidly make my bed every morning and tuck it in tight, they only come out in the morning evidently to test your bedmaking skills. Apparently the grapes are terrible at bedmaking. Anyway we were talking about spiders. I have not put up a photo of any spiders as I do not want to be the cause of an ‘incident’.( i.e chgjohn running screaming down the hall in his jim-jams followed closely by a mystified Max and a wild looking parrot) But Our John began to wonder if the webs were going to help with the taste. Well I said they are organic webs!. Then those little fella’s, those tiny yellow and black striped bugs that hover like aliens and LOOK at you. I hate it when they look at me. I call them spit bugs. And those other nasty little insects that eat HOLES into your fruit. Hideous! However I am hip with that. ( I love that term though really I have no idea what it means!) Bugs do not bother me. Spiders in the bunches are not a problem. Ladybirds are kind of sweet. No-one ended up in the juice. I am sure they all washed their feet so all good. But wait there is more! 
I have to tell you right now NEVER try to crush your wine on the same property as three overfull vigorous active bee hives. On a good day each bee hive houses more than 30, 000 bees sometimes a lot more and yesterday they all wanted grape juice! I did not feed them their sugar water because naively I thought maybe they would go aroaming far away searching for food and not be a bother. But as we de-stemmed the bunches and the juice began to seep out – we were harrassed, bombarded, buzzed at, stared at, shoved along, shouldered aside, tickled and gently terrorised by insistent little bees. To de-stem you grab a bunch and run your hand down the stem pushing the grapes off into another basin but we had to examine each bunch for naughty bees before each movement. It became a little tense. 
So eventually we were forced to become crushing gypsies and began to move about the gardens. We would set up again and then we would work quickly before they found us. Each time we moved we would have about a 20 minute hiatus before we were discovered by one of those dreadfully efficient scout bees who would rush back and tell on us. I had a special spoon for gently removing struggling bees from the wrong containers. They just wanted a little drink.
However we had many more grapes than I had at first thought. No-one got stung. We had lovely big piles of fruit. Plenty to go around. So we proceeded to the first crush stage.
No-ones feet came up to standard so the preliminary crush was done with terribly clean hands! I know it was a cop out but that whole feet thing.. mm. Well. I would not mind so much if they were Young feet or possibly unused never been in socks feet. But in the absence of a barefoot baby to gently dip in and out and stir about, we used hands. There was talk of a potato masher but it was only talk. The hand crushing thing was curiously compelling. 
So our destemmed grapes were crushed lightly just to release the juice, then left to sit (covered and hidden from the bees) in all manner of large containers for an hour.
Then into the press. John found the press in the basement a few years ago and remade it so that he could crush apples for his quite undrinkable apple cider. (Once he switched to pear cider we all sighed with relief – but not for long) Now I know this next shot could be interpreted in an ambiguous way but I am expecting you all to be grown ups about it. And yes I am going to use the word Gush! followed closely by the words Woo Hoo! Look at that juice.
Very good aim too.
We only have the equipment for a six gallon procedure or a three gallon one.(Don’t ask me why. I grow the grapes and pick the grapes and Our John makes the wine.) As there were not quite enough grapes for six gallons but plenty for three, I left some of the fruit on the vines for another later smaller crush, with a smaller equation and receptacles. We will do this late one gallon crush after the freeze and look at the difference in taste. Not a bad idea really. And I like to start small.
As John the Silent One took all the necessary readings, sugar level (very good) acidity level (very good). Then strained it thrice. I did the clean up and then did a bad thing. I heaved his most precious of preciouses, The Press, onto its side to clean it, it fell and the handle.. well it kind of .. um.. broke ..broke off actually. The winemaker was not impressed.
It is now sitting in the middle of his workshop looking sad. All armless and friendly but sad. I am forgiven, I think. Well, sometimes these things take time.
But enough of that. Last night John added the yeast. This morning it has been reported that the juice is bubbly, smells good and has begun its slow ascent into wine! (If you will excuse me I shall insert another wee WOO HOO in here.. WooHoo !.. thank you). In a few weeks it is racked/ poured into the lovely enormous imported glass jar designed for the fermenting period (this enormous glass jar has a special name that escapes me for the moment but I am the Grower not the Winemaker, though later I will be the Vinter and sell it all to myself! ) Anyway this jar will contain the wine as it ferments into a sticky white (touch wood) for a few months…too many months probably as Our John is very stern with me about being patient.
When I say Sticky I mean Dessert Wine. These grapes are sweet. And if we play our cards right this should be a lovely little sticky white. So it will be bottled into small dessert wine bottles. Eventually.
Now we need to design a label for thekitchensgarden wine. And no there will not be an animal on it! Never buy a wine with an animal on the label! Family rule.
And then it rained last night. A good inch, what amazing timing! This shot is the reflection in a puddle. Just so’s you know. And with all the rain I need to go out and get those big fat heavy cows OFF my grass and into the yards until the ground drains a bit. They just pug it up something terrible when it is wet and I am very particular about my grass!
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60 responses to “A Small but Robust Sticky Crush”
Crushing grapes sounds highly therapeutic! Minus the bees.
It was a lovely day, cliche, we had loads of fun and started some wine at the same time! c
Awww…I love what you are doing.
Hullo there, I have not heard from you for ages, where have you been hiding?.. yes we have lots of fun out here in the boonies! c
This looks like a lot of fun, and with the benefit of the wine! Hope it turns out well. 🙂 (We’re thinking of trying our hand at making meade)
Wow, let me know how that goes. I seriously want to make mead but do not have enough honey yet! c
So cool! I don’t think wine can be shipped to South Dakota, but I would love to try yours – this sounds like a fun adventure! And I completely understand the feet thing. I had a good laugh picturing babies squishing grapes. Haha.
I will have to stash some in my baggie when i come to the summer fair next year!! c
Oh god, I hate earwigs ever since my mom told me why they were called earwigs. I was so terrified of brain rot from an earwig as a child.
Thank you for passing on that image!.. Our Mothers have a lot to answer for Katherine! c
What a marvellous time you had! Sounds like an amazing day…
Except for the Poor Press, but he can be mended…It’s not a real party until someone falls over, right? 😉
well that made me laugh.. i will tell John and see if he laughs as well!! c
Maybe you should wait one more day…
Yeah, you are probably right! c
Sounds like a fantastic day and brings back so many happy memories of wine making with my family. Those big glass bottles are called demi-johns – at least, the ones we use are!
Thank you tanya! clever girl.. Hopefully everyone reads your comment so that they will know what I was talking about!.. what kind of wine did your family make? c
They buy red grapes from Italy every year (along with hundreds of other Italian families in London and the UK) and make a red table wine. The grape variety varies a little from year to year. All great fun!
That does sound great.. that sounds really great. I wish I had known about that when I lived over there. I have a feeling that chgjohns father used to do that too.. I must ask him.. c
Sticky white wine? Well there’s a new one for me! I’m fond of semi-sticky wine 🙂
Oh I am sure it is just a colloquialism like quaffable.. c
Sounds brilliant – I used to stay with French friends near Perpignan who had a very old fashioned vineyard, complete with stable, yard and bell tower. Sadly the old machinery collects cobwebs while the grapes get crushed at the local cooperative.
Great bee story too!
wow, that sounds tremendous Mad, you lucky thing, i would love to see that old machinery c
I was enthralled reading your post. At the moment, I’m chopping up windfall apples, making a sugar water solution, and I’m going to try my hand at making apple cider vinegar. Fingers, toes, and eyes crossed that I can produce something usable. 😀 How’s your experience with making homemade vinegars
Well Johns famous apple cider was so .. um.. different that he decided to turn it into apple cider vinegar, but all he had to do was expose it to the air really, it is very tasty though. Took a while. c
I just noticed that my name shows as Musk Cooks. What a hoot!
Can you recall how long ‘a while’ was before it turned to vinegar? My husband is on a business trip this week, and I imagine that when he returns home he’ll accuse me of running a boot-leg distillery from the aroma oozing from the house. If I had a cellar this wouldn’t be an issue but I don’t, so it might … if you follow. 😀
well a few months really, we cover ours with a cloth and a rubber band to keep the bugs out and put it in the cool dark bottom cupboard and forget about it, occasionally tasting. A good three months anyway.. when John comes home i shall ask him. It does not smell so bad though, just shut the cupboard door firmly! Yep that Musk did have me thinking, great word.. musk! c
Well, your post’s title sounded like a perfect description of my early feelings about the guy that became my husband, so I knew I had to read!
What a grand party, bugs and bees and all. Had they not done their part, I’m sure you wouldn’t’ve had this excellent material both for wine and for writing. All worthwhile, in my view. I expect you’ll have some seriously delicious wine on your hands when the time comes. Cheers indeed!
You are so funny, now that i think about it that title describes some certain periods in my life too! I am seriously hoping for seriously delicious wine! Thanks Kathryn! c
This looks like so much fun! I love it. That press is awesome, too. What a great hidden gem to find in the basement. 🙂
That is the thing with these old family houses there are interesting things left over in the dark corners! c
Thanks for sharing the adventure you’ll had picking and pressing the grapes. Sounds like so much fun…even with the bees. Can’t wait to hear how the wine turns out!
Well we have to wait a long long time jed, that is the hardest part of making wine.. c
I have one apple tree with three grafts and the russets have very short stems and are often paired, and the EWW-WIGS live in the spaces between so when you pick them…. anyway it is awful and they like hiding in the rainbow chard too. My first joke that I ever told as a three year old was this one:
What did the earwig say when he fell off the tree?
‘ere we go!
Well I was three. I hope your vintage is exquisite with all that love and extra help from the bees it will be something special I am sure. What a glorious existence you have 😀
Your joke is so sweet, bet you fell about laughing! c
Such a day you had! I can just picture you all “moving camp” each time the bees discovered you. Too bad you didn’t have a camera set up taking time-lapsed shots. The resultant movie would have rivaled Benny Hill. And, for the record, I do not run screaming down the hall at the sight of a spider. I reach for the handy bug spray and fight the Good Fight. Yes, it has made a mess of my monitor’s surface a few times but that’s only because people don’t warn me that they’re posting spider pics on their blogs.
You, the parrot and the dog running/flying down a hall would have looked better in the movie, John. Benny Hill and bug -spray might sell though! You are safe with me I will always warn you about the nasties.. well mostly always.. c