How to make Raw Apple Cider Vinegar whilst pretending that this is what you wanted to make all along!

This morning is 9F  (minus 12 C).  Clear and cruely cold.   All the animals are fed and watered and I have opened all the barn doors as the sun is shining.  A juxtapostition of the senses that I could not hang in a gallery.    It is a stunning, fiercely cold, bright and  sunny day. But no wind – no wind is good.

I took my hammer with me today to break the ice  and as we rushed about doing the chores my face burning with freeze, I kept saying  to the animals ‘ The cold is only relative, after minus 10 it is just more cold not colder.’  They weren’t even cold. Just hungry.

No pausing to watch the golden sunrise filter through the cracks in the barn this morning.

Back inside and all is well now. Here is a tip to remember on these below freezing mornings. If your hand is wet from the dish cloth and you have to quickly pop outside to grab a piece of wood for the fire, DO NOT grab the metal door handle with your wet hand on the way back in. Your hand will stick to the metal door handle.  I hate that and  I NEVER LEARN!

OK. Yesterday we bottled appler cider vinegar. This is How to Make Raw Apple Cider whilst pretending that this is what you wanted to make all along.

Take the bottles of home made apple cider (before we switched to pear cider) and put them in the basement then forget about them for a year.   Then take the top off one, cover with a cloth  and forget about it again for  another year.

Then rediscover it when  searching for a bottle of apple cider in the basement. As you remember that the apple cider was so horrible that you left a jar open just in case it decided to turn itself into vinegar.   It being half way there already.

And it had turned into vinegar. So strain it through a coffee  filter, bottle it and write on the bottle with a black sharpie in a casual and trendy manner as though this had been the plan all along.  

If you want to know how to make really GOOD apple cider vinegar on purpose, go and visit Ms Misks. Hers looks sharp and delicate.  Her vinegar is so educated it keeps a diary.

Now I am going to fry up a couple of those eggs I collected this morning.  The chooks are laying again did I tell you?  My old people are pleased. They miss their good eggs.

c

84 responses to “How to make Raw Apple Cider Vinegar whilst pretending that this is what you wanted to make all along!”

    • If I had a choice I would only visit in the summer too! Cold without snow is a bit dull!! I am now trying to make the vinegar on purpose which may not work so well.. sods law or something.. c

  1. I once did sort-of the same thing with a bottle of lovely wine, that became the most hauntingly eloquent salad vinegar I have ever tasted…I love the spirit that can welcome happy accidents, and I love the blog. Thanks!

  2. You’re so funny! Careful with that hand, though, it makes me cringe just thinking of being stuck like that. I’m so glad your vinegar turned out to be tasty at least, even if the cider wasn’t!

  3. It’s been very cold here, too! I seem to be in catch up mode! No particular reason except perhaps the holidays have taken a little more attention than I thought! But I can’t let great blogs go without reading them! Have a great day, Cecilia!

  4. Two things, in my opinion:
    One, below ZERO, it’s just cold, not colder. Above 30 it’s warm! 🙂
    Two, a wet hand on a metal doorknob? Try a tongue on just about anything … as every kid must learn … not … to do! (Poor Daisy – I hope she knows this! Ah yes, she’s in the barn ….)
    Ah, memories of the cold zone …

  5. my first introduction to apple cider vinegar was my father-in-law daring me to drink a glass straight. interesting flavor to say the least… (reminds me of the time my dad dared me to drink straight buttermilk).

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