Shocking Attempt at a Christmas Eve Break Out!

Psst. Marys Cat stop fooling around and come over here.  You got to help me get out of here.  You gotta help me. Come here, make yourself useful you daft cat.

Lean down and open that hook. See that hook. Pull it up. No, more to the left.  More to the right! I mean your left. My right.  No, your right. Are you listening?

You are close. Get Dog. He can open doors. Where’s Dog?  DOG!   Hmm. I am surrounded in morons.

Here, Mary’s Cat, stand on my head. Yeah, It’s Ok.  It’s Ok.  Just NO CLAWS!  Now take your right paw, and lift the hook. What? Don’t you know right from left yet?

OK move further down then reach back.  Right! I said Right. Your right. Not my Right. Oh never mind. Move down a bit.

Thats my nose. Did I say to use my nose. I said NO Claws!  Oh I give up, Fine barn cat you are. You can’t even break an old sheep out of her pen. Didn’t Daisy teach you anything! Run and get White Cat.  At least he speaks sheep.  No more I said. This is not a game!

Hairy! Hairy, are you there, I can hear you over there!  Don’t pretend you can’t hear me! Come and get me out of here.  You can bash the door down.  Hairy McLairy, am I talking to myself again!

You and Daisy put your heads together and think of something! 

Where is White cat anyway? Probably in there by the fire.  WHITE CAT! Tell Miss C I am better now, I can come OUT!  I only have a little hobble! Tell her!  White cat you get out here Right Now! Why do I have to wait until Christmas Day!

OK I will wait then, it is warm in here I suppose.  But tomorrow is the last day! Are you guys listening? Tomorrow I am out!  Then you had better Watch Out!

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