This is going to sound like a Tall Tale but I swear it is true. Yesterday morning began as an ordinary day. I milked Daisy the cow. Then Queenie Wineti convinced me that the cows should be allowed out on the greening grass for a bit. Daisy has been schooling her in the Intense Look. It works.
The grass is growing.. really growing. Beautiful. But not tall enough for these big mouths yet so only a few hours at a time. 
Only we can look at a lovely pile of cow poo and think – fertiliser, exciting stuff! I fed the chickens, and ‘Get Fat Right Now’ -Big Bobby, the steer and Hairy MacLairy, the ram. Looked for the lost cat, still no sign of him.
Mama and Minty were told – No it is neither hot nor Winter, you are not coming into the barn!
I fed the Baby Bobby and then the Shush Sisters. And Charlotte that is not your best side. 
Camera who was behaving badly in my left hand the whole time.
While walking with the dogs down the back I passed the long puddle in the drive and there was a tiny bright green and yellow frog sat in there. I told Ton to go Down, which he did, then slowly I went down too so as to get a shot of this funny looking little frog in a big puddle. Lucky Mary’s Cat is on Walkabout, I said to the frog. This little frog went into a spasm of leaping, jumping and springing around and around. No way I could focus on him. His behaviour was quite manic and almost circular. Then suddenly he came to a halt right in front of me, his legs spread out behind him, then he swam slowly towards my eye in the camera, he lifted his head up out of the puddle and I stopped breathing preparing to take the shot. His little black eye caught my eye through the viewfinder. Then he opened his mouth into the perfect parody of a wide mouth frog and he cried out to me. eeeeee eeeee. eeeee eeeee.
It was an other worldly sound. Tinny, tiny, a thin reed of a scream. I cannot describe it. Put your head right back. Screw your face up and close your throat, stretch you mouth out really wide, then force a little air and sound right through the back of your closed throat. Make a flat high E sound… eeee -as high as you can go. Now do it again. This is what I heard. A desperate strangled cry. But pointed, aimed directly at me. Do Frogs cry. This little frog was crying with terror. The frog cried out to me. I have never heard anything like it. Why did he do that? Why did he call out? Why didn’t he just bounce away. Then he just froze and waited. Everything was silent.
I put Camera down by my downed dog. Crept forward and carefully picked up the little frog and rising with him I carried him to the frog garden. In my cupped hands he only moved to stretch once and reposition his muscly legs. Otherwise he was quite still. Do frogs play possum or was it almost dead I thought.
There you are, I said, as I opened my hands to make a ramp. He hopped slowly in under the frog garden board walk. Plop. And was gone.

This is the only shot Camera gave me, but you can see his little eye watching as he swam through the puddle towards me.
A very strange messenger frog.
Yet it was an oddly satisfying encounter. 
The dogs and I proceeded on our walk looking for Mary’s Cat and I noticed that the bees were holding hands in the early morning. I don’t know why. Yesterday morning was full of mysteries.
Good morning. It is still dark. Almost 6 am and quite dark. But our day begins anyway.
Have a lovely day. Watch out for puddles.
celi



86 responses to “Frogs cry”
I love seeing all the faces of the farmy, Queenie and Mama and Minty with those pleading eyes, how can you say no to them? It would never do for me to have a farm. The animals would rule. Cute frog buddy you found. How I wish we could have experienced that shriek.
Frog Savior. Yet another title. Bet as a child you never anticipated that!
I know magic when I read it Princess Celi. Once upon a time there was a frog. He was in love with the beautiful princess who wore seven-league boots. She needed them to travel the country she ruled. Her emissaries were the Royal Bees. Cows, sheep, dogs, cats, pigs all bowed down before her. Great was their love for the Princess of Farmy Country. And they all lived happily ever after. Virginia
You are so cool!!! love love c
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Hi Celi, I resently stumbled onto your blog and found it quite interesting. It must be true because
I’ve never responded to a blog, or even read one before. I just read about the screaming frog. It was really a sweet story, except for the screaming maybe. I found you when I was searching for a way to keep snakes away from my backyard pond because they EAT my frogs!!! If you have any
suggestions I’m all ears. Thanks and have a wonderful day. Best Regards, gg
I shall have a think, I do know that snakes do not like open ground, they hide under stuff, compost, bark, well covers, but let me think about that.. it is a curious question, the snakes need to be drawn away from the pond to another food source.. OR we find way to hide the frogs from the snakes.. very good question and welcome!! c
Or if you have room, have you thought of guineas, they hate snakes! c