Pigs love Milk

Beautiful Daughter, who you will remember is in Melbourne, still reads the Farmy pages every day.  She was on the phone yesterday. Write more stories, she says.  I said, it is summer here I don’t start the real writing until December 26.  I cannot think of a single story in the summer. I am too busy or my brain is too hot or something.

She laughed, thinking of the many stories I cannot tell.  Tell them. She said.  Tell them how you made us jump off stuff for hours, when we were little, remember? So you could get a shot of all of us in the air.  Tell them you were an avid photographer even then and your kids paid the price. Oh Sops, I said, I am sure it was not hours. We were exhausted, she laughed. I could hear her giggle at the memory on the phone, me in Illinois and she in Melbourne.   I thought how strange  this way of communicating  was, using only the ears.  I wanted to poke her shoulder with my fingertip as she laughed at me!.  She laughed again, and you would say,  Just one more jump! Just once more! Just to be sure! Get back up there and jump off! It is not high! Stop your moaning!

Well, I said. that was in the days of film. I was bracketing!

That girl.

Tell the fence story, she said. No,  I said,  I will not. What are you thinking, like I will tell THAT story.   Why not? she says, across thousands of miles. Tell it.

Are you going to jump the ditch to see me when I am in NZ,  I said.

Yup,  she answers, I have the plane fare in an envelope in with my knickers. You are just like me, I said, I  always save into seperate envelopes too.  Duh, she said (well she didn’t actually say Duh, it was all  on the inside , what she did was sigh just audibly enough to tell her mother that of course she saves into envelopes we ALL do!  Then your savings are in their rightful places, labelled.  Tell the fence story, she said.  No, I said, it will make me look like a bad mother and anyway you were just a baby. Tomorrow, she said knowing when was the exact moment to extract the promise. Saturday, I  said. Because I am the Mother!

I will try.  Things are quiet at the moment, I could probably do a story.

I miss her so. Sometimes I miss my children so much my breath forgets to breathe.

Anyway.  Yesterday. I had made a very good celery soup using my Mothers recipe and then set everything up for some  exceptional food photography photos, I was really styling. But apparently Camera was not styling at all.   It sat on the tripod and was silent.  So I have no images of the soup. I will make this soup again though, there is a lot of lovely celery in the garden this year and it needs to be eaten up.

Later I took the poor unloved Purse Camera, shoved it into my french baggie and went about the business of farming with animals that refuse to behave like well behaved farm animals.

For some obscure reason Sheila pushed the bowl into the corner and then fell over the straining wire in the rush to get to the milk. 

And just stayed like that while they sucked down the milk. 

To take the time to stand up like a proper pig would have meant that Charlotte got more! Funny pig. Pigs love milk.

And peacocks like to sit under the light in the barn. 

Posing. Fat. Peahen. Fattened on my grapes.

Good morning. It is Friday here. Friday is always a busy day.  So tomorrow I will begin to write the story of the boy and the fence.  In fact there are few fence stories now that I think about it.  But The Baby is right.  They like the stories. Everyone needs a good laugh every now and then,  particularly if they get to laugh at their Mum.  Laughing at oneself is good too.

Have a lovely day.

celi

What were we doing on this day a year ago? Let me see. Oh!  I made meatloaf. The Famous Meatloaf.

99 responses to “Pigs love Milk”

  1. Excellent… there’s a story coming, had a laugh at Sheila who is a pig after all, re-visited meatloaf….mmm, and Thing 2 took me back to a Mary’s Cat moment… a great package 🙂

  2. ROFL – I loved your daughter’s memories brought back to life and those pigs! They are so big and naughty now. I think if I had one of those it would have to be a pet 😉

  3. Yesterday . . . today . . . and tomorrow, as far as children go: it is said they are ‘lent’ to us but for twenty years or so . . .and then we have to let them fly . . .

  4. The Shush sisters are always good for a smile. I didn’t know one could get fat from eating grapes–must have gotten her fair share, and yours, too!

  5. Love the shot of the piggie ear protruding through the fence. They are so big now. And yet, so Dainty! Yes, I said dainty. Charlotte viewed from the back half – standing one leg in front of the other on those little, short supports. The hoofs looking for all the world like high heel shoes and that perfectly curved bottom punctuated with that sans souci tail! So French…shar-LOT.

  6. My son, now almost 21, remembers as if it really happened, that he stood on a cloud when he was 4 years old. At that age he was roped into one of the jumping in the air photo sessions along with Celi’s kids. The photograph hung in our house and as a child can, he came to believe that he actually stood on a cloud. What a lovely memory, …
    Thanks Celi

  7. Speaking of Celery I was reading the second book of Beverely Nichols wonderful first trilogy Down the Garden Path”A Thatched Roof” from 1933or 34 and he mentions being served fresh celery in a white sauce at lunch by an eccentric female neighbor but he suspected to be tinned celery.It turns out he was right but I have never heard of tinned celery.BTW if you havent read Nichols books on gardening they are priceless.They are so much more than about gardening.He has a wicked dry sense of humor about plants and people.

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