Miss c: Hey, Tui and Pania, come over, we are going to name the two kittens.
Pania: Tui, shove over, you are in the way.
Tui: Miss c. Pania is touching me with her snotty beak. Get out,, Pahn! Aaaah!
Miss c: Pania did you just push Tui off the beam?
Pania: No. We were playing Push Me Out of the Nest.
Miss c: You mean walk the plank.
Pania: What’s walk the plank?
Miss c: Pania stop being disruptive we are naming the new mouse catchers. It is naming day. A very important day on the farmy.
Pania. Honk.
Lets just ignore her bad manners for a minute shall we. Everybody, on your left is Good Authority. Because this little puss spends a lot of time telling me what I should be doing. Like; I have it on Good Authority that you should be bringing us warm milk four times a day, he says. Or I have it on Good Authority that the dogs get real meat. Stuff like that.
And on the right is LuLu. She is the sweet one. And if she is a male, as most ginger cats are, we will call her LouLou. 
Pania: Tui! Where is that hen, she always blames me. Always falling off stuff and saying Pania Did It!
So here is Li’l Puss the Scrapper watching out for Good Authority and LuLu. Not quite friendly yet though.
Pania: Huh Good Authority. What kind of name is that?
Miss c: Well, you can call him Goodie if you like. Is that easier?
Pania: Goodie! I’ll give you Goodie. I steal his goodies every morning. How come he gets cat food and not me anyway.
Miss c: He is a baby cat, Pania. You are a bad tempered big Bird. 
Pania: Do you want me to throw myself off here, is that what you want. A dead peahen on your conscience. Think of the mess. Tui, where are you?! TUI!!!
Good morning. It was warm and windy yesterday. I’ll take it. Is that the last day of warmth?
I hope you are all going to have a lovely day. It is Friday here. Shopping day. Stocking up day.
celi
The Kitchen's Garden 
44 responses to “Pania Pouts as New Kittens Named”
Great names!! I didn’t know most ginger cats were male!
Congrats on the new adorable kittens. I think it’s a LouLou.
Your place should be renamed ‘The House of Witty Names’! There would not be one farmy in the US with an assembly like that! ‘Good Authority’: great fun, but how long before you feel tonguetied calling out 😉 ?
Congrats! The straw kitty just blends in with the hay bales!
It certainly was warm yesterday. The kittens are gorgeous, snuggled up together and the peacocks/hens dialogue is a hoot.
I love the naming ceremonies. What characters you have in your head, Miss C. That peahen conversation made me smile. Walk the plank! lol
Good Authority and LuLu. I love the names. And they are so darn cute! Great shot of the daily view. So crisp.
I have it on Good Authority that Head Mistress Miss C. knows EXACTLY what cats want. Yes – she is LuLu of a head mistress. SHE is never wrong. Edward Bun (the baby rabbit who walked me through the patio doors) wants to know why HE didn’t have a naming day. Why wasn’t there any carrot cake. Carrot cake with cream cheese icing one inch thick Virginia
Kitten cuteness oozing! Happy Weekend on the Farmy:)
If Goodie turns out to be a Baddie, you can call him Author, Author! Sorry, couldn’t help it.
Lou Lou/Lu Lu and Good Authority.. both very appropriate names.. one quite knowledgeable, the other, well.. I want to say “loopy”. Oh, well, I’m not making any sense, so I’ll go now. xx
I miss my kitties. Haven’t had one in a couple of years now and life without a cat is strange. Give them a good cuddle for me!
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