Psst. Marys Cat stop fooling around and come over here. You got to help me get out of here. You gotta help me. Come here, make yourself useful you daft cat.
Lean down and open that hook. See that hook. Pull it up. No, more to the left. More to the right! I mean your left. My right. No, your right. Are you listening?
You are close. Get Dog. He can open doors. Where’s Dog? DOG! Hmm. I am surrounded in morons.
Here, Mary’s Cat, stand on my head. Yeah, It’s Ok. It’s Ok. Just NO CLAWS! Now take your right paw, and lift the hook. What? Don’t you know right from left yet?
OK move further down then reach back. Right! I said Right. Your right. Not my Right. Oh never mind. Move down a bit.
Thats my nose. Did I say to use my nose. I said NO Claws! Oh I give up, Fine barn cat you are. You can’t even break an old sheep out of her pen. Didn’t Daisy teach you anything! Run and get White Cat. At least he speaks sheep. No more I said. This is not a game!
Hairy! Hairy, are you there, I can hear you over there! Don’t pretend you can’t hear me! Come and get me out of here. You can bash the door down. Hairy McLairy, am I talking to myself again!
You and Daisy put your heads together and think of something! 
Where is White cat anyway? Probably in there by the fire. WHITE CAT! Tell Miss C I am better now, I can come OUT! I only have a little hobble! Tell her! White cat you get out here Right Now! Why do I have to wait until Christmas Day!
OK I will wait then, it is warm in here I suppose. But tomorrow is the last day! Are you guys listening? Tomorrow I am out! Then you had better Watch Out!
c
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61 responses to “Shocking Attempt at a Christmas Eve Break Out!”
Indeed shocking!
What a crazy pair! Have a good day Mad! c
Have a fun Christmas. Looks as though you might have a mutiny on your hands.
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They are plotting! You can tell Mama is feeling better when she is playing with her cat again.. c
You have a gift. LOL! So, will let her out for a bit tomorrow? 😉 ~ Lynda
If it is sunny she can come out for a wee bit in the afternoon. It seems a shame for her to miss out on this nice weather! c
Even the animals are energized for the Holidays – ha! Love the post – thanks for sharing:)
Just another day in the barnyard! c
I just love your stories…it does seem like that is what they would say. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas Karen.. at least they keep us amused! c
Let’s see now……Baaaaaaad cat! said Mama Sheep. hehehe
exactly Miss T now back in the kitchen for you!! c
All this and the dog’s just eating a taco, upside down but hey it works. Great photos.
That dog is so mental, he cannot carry a frisbee like a normal dog, he has to fold it in half! c
I cannot WAIT to share this with my four-year-old!!!! Happiest of Holidays to you!
It is certainly a kid friendly page!! Have a great day Natalia!!! c
Oh I LOVE this….I laughed my head off…wonderful words and photos..
I am glad hellenjoy, hope you are having a great christmas break!! c
Fun on the farmie! Merry Christmas!
Certainly is !! never a dull moment! c
The grin on my face is so wide it will be there until New Year’s Eve. Thank you form your marvelous sense of humor; your animals have distinctive voices and personalities.
You all keep each other well entertained!
I have nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award. Just go to my website and copy the award and the rules.
Good luck.
Ronnie
Ronnie thank you darling I shall pop over.. c
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to you and yours Cecilia!
Thank you Jed, we are having a great time and I hope you and yours are having the same!! c
My heart goes out to you, Mama. I’m going to reach through distance and time flick that measly, surmountable, inane hook. I’m visualizing it popping up as I write! Shake the silly gate, Mama…go on…shake, rattle and flick! Ewe know wool do it together! Okay, enough…couldn’t help it. ;D
p.s. I’m so impressed with those shots! Well done, Celi!
Ewe know I think that latch is lifting.. she is certainly getting ready to shake, rattle and roll on out of there! c
I loved that, it really made me smile. All the best to you for Christmas and the New Year!:)
Thank you Hetterbell honey, christmas is on its way.. ready or not! c
What fun you have on your farmy. Happy Christmas to you all, 2 legs and 4 legs.