Psst. Marys Cat stop fooling around and come over here. You got to help me get out of here. You gotta help me. Come here, make yourself useful you daft cat.
Lean down and open that hook. See that hook. Pull it up. No, more to the left. More to the right! I mean your left. My right. No, your right. Are you listening?
You are close. Get Dog. He can open doors. Where’s Dog? DOG! Hmm. I am surrounded in morons.
Here, Mary’s Cat, stand on my head. Yeah, It’s Ok. It’s Ok. Just NO CLAWS! Now take your right paw, and lift the hook. What? Don’t you know right from left yet?
OK move further down then reach back. Right! I said Right. Your right. Not my Right. Oh never mind. Move down a bit.
Thats my nose. Did I say to use my nose. I said NO Claws! Oh I give up, Fine barn cat you are. You can’t even break an old sheep out of her pen. Didn’t Daisy teach you anything! Run and get White Cat. At least he speaks sheep. No more I said. This is not a game!
Hairy! Hairy, are you there, I can hear you over there! Don’t pretend you can’t hear me! Come and get me out of here. You can bash the door down. Hairy McLairy, am I talking to myself again!
You and Daisy put your heads together and think of something! 
Where is White cat anyway? Probably in there by the fire. WHITE CAT! Tell Miss C I am better now, I can come OUT! I only have a little hobble! Tell her! White cat you get out here Right Now! Why do I have to wait until Christmas Day!
OK I will wait then, it is warm in here I suppose. But tomorrow is the last day! Are you guys listening? Tomorrow I am out! Then you had better Watch Out!
c
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61 responses to “Shocking Attempt at a Christmas Eve Break Out!”
Thanks Viv and I hope you have a lovely calm christmas as well!! c
merry christmas, friend. 🙂
you have a wonderful day also my friend.. love c
Sometimes I can’t tell my left from my right either.
All the best guys can’t evidently, have a great christmas day! c
Awww just look at that cat lol. And I got to see Ms. Daisy today.. so I feel happy :). I would like to wish you and your family a very Merry Christmas
You too Kay, hope you have a fun day! c
Very cute, have a wonderful Christmas xx
You too Allison, evidently wellington was perfect for christmas day I don’t know where you are, but I hope you had a lovely warm day. c
Merry Christmas C from all of us at Willowarchway.
Hope you guys are having a great day out there.. c
You probably never considered that poor Mama just wanted to get out to buy a few last minute gifts … maybe a little tinsel … a stocking stuffer or two. Oh, well. Looks like she’ll be giving woolens again this year.
Have a very merry Christmas, Cecilia, to you & Your John!
oh.. true, poor mama.. I thwarted her attempts, how thoughtless of me. But she can come out for an airing today, it will be warmer this afternoon I hope.. c
Thank you for the evening smile C
They are pretty funny aren’t they.. c
Your crew just gets more and more subversive all the time. But extremely entertainingly so! This is fabulously put together with the words and images having me hanging on every next frame with delighted laughter. Perfect for Christmas–or any great day!!! Thanks, and a Very Merry to you and John and all of your marvelous beasties!
Hilarious! Better put up a spy camera on those guys! I could just see them putting on a little Christmas pageant when your back is turned…
they may well have, I had to tidy up the sunroom pen yesterday morning and there were trails of baling twine everywhere, bales overturned, eggs in odd spots, now you have me wondering!! c
Funny and very cute post, Merry Christmas
So lovely, so beautiful… Thank you dear Cecilia… How nice to watch them… This cat is amazing. Blessing and Happiness, with my love, nia
That cat is quite the most unusual cat i have even seen.. love c
Excellent interpreting! Such a fun post…makes me want to pull out and watch the movie Babe.
The fun is ongoing so pull up the chair honey!! c
I LOVE cats, they are so bright, intelligent, funny, playful and yes able to organise a breakout!
I bet that one in your woodshed gets up to naughtiness when you are not looking! c
Precious! LOVE IT x 1 000 000!
🙂 Mandy
I thought you would, another naughty cat! c