Category: Farming
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How to make Raw Apple Cider Vinegar whilst pretending that this is what you wanted to make all along!
This morning is 9F (minus 12 C). Clear and cruely cold. All the animals are fed and watered and I have opened all the barn doors as the sun is shining. A juxtapostition of the senses that I could not hang in a gallery. It is a stunning, fiercely cold, bright and sunny…
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Blood in The Barn! Hairy can no longer Toot his own Horn!
You know how only YESTERDAY Daisy promised not to head butt Hairy in 2012? Well it was still 2011 yesterday. We were working in the barn unearthing the 1953 Dodge. It will be my asparagus truck for the spring, I am going to park it at the end of the track and sell my fresh…
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Daisy’s list of New Years Resolutions
Daisy thought, since no-one else on the Farmy was making New Years resolutions through some kind of lack of resolve, that she would. She also wanted to remind me that should I promise to give her four alfalfa cubes as a treat every day for the rest of her life then I should remember that…
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‘ullo ‘ullo ‘ullo – whats going on ‘ere then?
“Where is the snow then? They said there was snow. Has someone been fooling about? Why wasn’t my gate opened earlier?” “What?” “Say what? What is she on about? The snow melted hours ago. All those sheep do is sleep and shout!” “OI! Enough of this loafing about. Back to work the lot o ya!…
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