Tag: humour
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The Christmas Owl
Oh Owl. You look so pretty. But where is your Christmas scarf and why are you Carrying your star? I thought we agreed that you would Wear the star. You know. To be more Christmassy. I don’t want to be a Christmas Owl, miss c. Do I look like a tree? I am not a…
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Are peacocks noisy?
Tui the peahen very kindly clambered up on top of one of the Car Carcasses so I could get a better shot of her for you. (Crouching down is still out of the question for me). I was asked the other day whether the pea fowl are noisy. Not really. In fact from late summer…
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Pania Pouts as New Kittens Named
Miss c: Hey, Tui and Pania, come over, we are going to name the two kittens. Pania: Tui, shove over, you are in the way. Tui: Miss c. Pania is touching me with her snotty beak. Get out,, Pahn! Aaaah! Miss c: Pania did you just push Tui off the beam? Pania: No. We were…
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Pigs love Milk
Beautiful Daughter, who you will remember is in Melbourne, still reads the Farmy pages every day. She was on the phone yesterday. Write more stories, she says. I said, it is summer here I don’t start the real writing until December 26. I cannot think of a single story in the summer. I am too…
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Kupa the Peacock finds an unlikely friend
Kupa: So who are you then? Are you a minion? I was promised minions. Oh, maybe you are the butler then. Get me another drink. My champagne has gone flat. Peghorn: Uh no. I am not sure what a minion is but I am pretty sure I am not a butler, I am Peghorn your…
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