Tag: farm animals

Miss C gets her groove back

The country house was heaving with children. The wedding  punctuated by baby gurgles and laughter.  We attended the ceremony under the trees, seated in rows of white chairs under big old trees planted by Johns grandfather and father.  I sat ever so calmly in…

“You’ve strangled me?” I said to the nice man, moving Moaning Mia out of the way with my hip.

“Throttled. Yes Ma’am.”  “So.. TonTon I cannot play with your ball from in here! Think about what you are doing! Mia stop that, stop jumping! Wait.” I said to the little man.  “Mia,  Get OUT of the chook house. I have got to fix…

being bad: that bad

Have you ever woken up in the morning and thought. Today I am going to be BAD. That is IT! I am sick of being good. I have had quite enough of that!  I want to be bad.  I am going to be as…